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Joke of the Day

"So the bus driver said to the string ""Are you a string?"" and the string said ""No I'm afraid not"". (A frayed knot)."

"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""

"If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians."

"50 shades of hay [50 shades of hay](http://imgur.com/YRGs7P0)"

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"

"A Jewish boy... A jewish boy ask's his father for 5 dollars. His father says ""What do you need 4 dollars for? 3's enough. Here's 2."" and gives him 1."

"How to always be positive in life: | life |"

"My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav."

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."

"I've always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper."