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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a girl is hungry or horny? Give her a cucumber and see what hole she puts it in. How do know if she's hungry & horny? When she sits on the cucumber and then eats the pickle."

"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."

"30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion"

"I was going to tell this gay joke... ...but fuck it..."

"""Child rearing"" sounds like something that'll get you life in prison."

"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."

"My mother's maiden name is Password"

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."