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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
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"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."
"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"
"Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What"
"if you're ever worried there's an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. if no one laughs, there's no one there"
"If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then the opposite of progress is..."
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."
"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"
"Condoms don't break They sexpire."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."