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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"
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"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."
"Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay? The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof."
"*Asks soulmate* What is your dream car and why? Minivan, because the sliding door <joining in> MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS"
"""I may be fat, but you're ugly I can lose weight!"""
"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"
"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."
"Why was the policeman sent to talk to a bunch of crows? Because someone said there was a ""murder""."
"There was an accident front of our house yesterday. A man completely lost his entire left side. Luckily the doctors Said he would be alright."
"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"