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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."

"I went hardcore camping last weekend. Let's just say, it was intense."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z KAI!"

"Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say ""arrrrrrhh."") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg."

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."

"The year is 2045. Favstar Bot 32 becomes self aware and deletes our top tweets."

"Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes? The circus is a cunning array of stunts..."

"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"

"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"