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Joke of the Day
"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"
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"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"
"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"
"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"
"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"
"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."
"If I wanted to drive my wife insane, I'd secretly raise a colony of bees & place one new bee inside of her car each morning for ten years."
"Are you from Russia? Cause I'm Putin deez nuts on yo face."
"Who's the most meta player on a Football team? The PUNter."
"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"