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Joke of the Day

"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"

"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"

"Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."

"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."

"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."

"Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We're going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It's full of Americans."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night........ .......... should have put it on aloha heat."

"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."

"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."