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Joke of the Day

"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""

"If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand."

"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"

"Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? - Racist nursery rhyme"

"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He is just looking for food."

"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."

"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"

"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."

"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."