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Joke of the Day

"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""

"(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes"

"[starbucks] One tall iced latte please ""Ok, can I have a name?"" Well ok but it really should come from your parents"

"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? one is a crusty bus station."

"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"

"My girlfriends father wont let us sleep together when I stay over Which is a shame because he's a very attractive man."

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""