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Joke of the Day
"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"
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"I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked."
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"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."
"There's really no sense in being pessimistic... It's not going to work, anyway."
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"Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first."