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Joke of the Day

"Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, ""six plus"""

"Why are blacks excited for 2016? Because it is the year of the monkey."

"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "

"Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)"

"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"

"Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz..."

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"

"funniest joke i've ever heard. womens's rights."

"Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw..."

"No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . ."