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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz..."
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"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."
"Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"
"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"
"First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy."
"[Jogs to a halt in front of you minutes after a fire truck passes]That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she"
"This third bottle of wine has turned everything into a microphone."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"