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Joke of the Day
"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "
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"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."
"The greatest joke about being gullible"
"What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."
"Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found."
"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."
"What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it."
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"