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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"
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"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now."
"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."
"Two black guys are taking a piss off a bridge... The first one says ""damn this waters cold"", the second guy says ""yeah, deep too"""
"My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is ""mexillent""."
"Kids....because who doesn't enjoy a fun game of ""What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"""
"I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."
"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."