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Joke of the Day

"Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it'd be a foot"

"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."

"A close talker, a loud talker, and a cougher walked into an elevator to punish me for not hitting the close door button fast enough."

"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."

"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"

"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."

"How did the potato get back from the party? It booked a Tuber."

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house."

"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."