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Joke of the Day

"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."

"So as a society we will forever argue and debate over religion and political beliefs yet we freely accept that Mr. Rogers can speak trolley?"

"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"

"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"

"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"

"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."

"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."

"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."