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Joke of the Day
"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
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"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"
"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."
"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"
"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"
"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."
"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"
"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."
"ME: ""Trick or bear?"" NEIGHBOR: ""Bear?"" ME: ""HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!"" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]"