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Joke of the Day

"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."

"Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!"

"Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?"

"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."

"Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone? Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'."

"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."

"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"

"Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local papers pun competition.. He sent in ten different puns in hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone."

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"