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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"
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"What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard"
"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""
"I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate."
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"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
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"I take issue with people stealing magazines."
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"