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Joke of the Day
"Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, ""A way out"" wasn't the right answer."
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"Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off. And then I started running... ..from the police for setting my wife on fire."
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person"
"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"I'm such a daredevil. I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store."
"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."
"(I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)"