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Joke of the Day

"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"

"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue"

"My new years resolution is the same as last year. 1920x1080"

"There was a new machine at the gym... After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars..."

"I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in."

"It took America two days to create ""anti-WikiLeaks legislation"", yet, proper regulation of the financial sector, for example, is awol."

"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"

"What did the adrenaline addict say to the serial killer? ""Why are we even friends?"""

"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."