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Joke of the Day

"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"

"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."

"What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)"

"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."

"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""

"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"

"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."

"I'd hate to give a speech to nudists because I'd be nervous and then I'd have to imagine them without their skin on and skeletons are scary."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner."

"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""