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Joke of the Day
"If I enjoy drawing black people, does that make me a furry?"
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"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."
"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""
"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"
"My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style... so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street."
"You god damn morons. All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards."
"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"