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Joke of the Day

"My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style... so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street."

"From school to work, I've spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave."

"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."

"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."

"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."

"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."

"What do you call a turtle without a shell? Dead."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."