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Joke of the Day

"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""

"How do you spell ""apathy""? I don't care."

"What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit? Throw me a frickin bone here."

"Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!"

"My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!"

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"

"First day on the job as a drug dealer... Dealer: I don't have coke... is Pepsi okay? *gets stabbed*"

"Father Christmas: All right my good lady my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets."

"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"

"I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot."