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Joke of the Day
"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"
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"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"
"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."
"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"occupation: the family disappointment"
"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."
"Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian? As a Canadian, this offends me."
"Me: Weaknesses? Oh, I'd say not relating well to other sentient beings. -I meant about the janitor job. Me: Oh ya, I don't know how to sweep"
"The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday."