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Joke of the Day

"Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors"

"What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota"

"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"

"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."

"When you call a dog they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message."

"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"

"What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!"

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"An interesting fact about owls. Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand."

"I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure. This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S."