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Joke of the Day
"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"
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"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."
"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."
"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."
"what did the boy with no arms an no legs get for Christmas? .... Cancer"
"I thought I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."
"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."
"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."
"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro cinco"