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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."
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"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."
"Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'."
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
"s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic"
"comic sans divorce papers"
"My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel...."
"Ever heard of the ""door knocker""? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."