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Joke of the Day

"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"

"Have you ever heard of the s-shaped well? It's pretty swell. And I would tell you about the d-shaped well, but I'd rather not dwell on it."

"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."

"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"Why i'm leaving r/Jokes... I have to go to the store, but I'll be back in an hour..."

"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"

"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."

"I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho."

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."