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Joke of the Day
"What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!"
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"If Donald Trump becomes president, and Boris Johnson becomes UK's PM... It'll be like toupees in a pod."
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."
"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."
"Me: I had to take your hamster back to the shop Son: Why [nervous because I accidentally ran him over with a lawnmower] Me: He's a racist"
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."
"why do asians have small boobs? Only A's are acceptable"
"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."