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Joke of the Day

"This morning's commute could have used more FAST and less FURIOUS."

"Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!"

"How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who cares..."

"I love milk... It's got lots of cowcium."

"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"

"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"

"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."

"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."

"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."