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Joke of the Day

"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."

"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."

"What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt? Still Life."

"Hey super sassy black women. I see you. But most importantly, I hear you. And everyone else does too."

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes"

"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."

"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."