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"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"Lost my wristwatch at a party once. A guy stepped on it while sexually harassing a girl. I punched him straight in the chin, knocking him out. Nobody does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"How come Apple-products have so small transistors? Children have very small hands"
"8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess."
"When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa, in his sleep Not like his passengers, screaming in pain"
"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."
"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."
"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"