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Joke of the Day
"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."
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"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."
"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."
"Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year? They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom."
"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel."
"What do English pirates call each other? M80"
"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."
"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."
"What is the worst part about having sex with an old woman? Ever open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."