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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."

"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name"

"Why did the Priest cross the road? Because he crosses everything."

"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."

"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"What is Oedipus' favorite flavor? Umami."

"Sleep is always the answer. Upset? Go to sleep. Not feeling well? Go to sleep. Already asleep? Stop making excuses and go to sleep harder."

"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"