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Joke of the Day
"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"
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"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
"What is Cthulu's favorite pizza? deep dish"
"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."
"What if... ... in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar."
"Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda."
"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years."
"Anal with my girl friend made my whole week... It also made her hole weak"
"Balloons think they're so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, ""Pfft."""