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Joke of the Day
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name"
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"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""
"Now..a cheaper way to express your love...-E-cards !"
"This guy rapes people with a smile on his face Fuck this psycho up. 248 Oh 330 And 0815"
"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"
"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."
"CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers."
"*starts petting a random dog in the park when I see my ex dog walking past*"