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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"

"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"

"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"

"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"

"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""

"Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them."

"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors it would be chicken sedans."

"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"

"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."

"woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical."