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Joke of the Day

"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."

"I opened a new nightclub named 'Erectile Dysfunction'. It was a complete flop, nobody came."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."

"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door."

"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."

"A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning.... he wakes up and says to his crew, ""AYE-matey!"""