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Joke of the Day
"I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze"
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"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know it all"
"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"
"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."
"I just asked Siri ""Surely it's not going to rain today?"". Siri replied ""It is, and don't call me Shirley."" I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode"
"opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook."
"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"
"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."