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Joke of the Day

"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"

"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"

"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries"

"Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it..."

"Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas"

"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises? He lost his hearing."