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Joke of the Day

"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."

"I may have Alzheimer... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer."

"He wants my carcasses apparently. I think autocorrect won that round."

"The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked ""What are you doing with your life?"" ""I'm up."""

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."

"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."