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Joke of the Day
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
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"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"
"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"
"Why are lazy farmers so great? Because they are just out standing in their fields."
"Revere rides a horse saying ""The British are Coming""and it's heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming ""look at me""and it's probation?"
"Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with? The Icebergs"
"Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar."