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Joke of the Day
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
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"I took a class on Narcissism. I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away."
"I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?"
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is a prime number and those are pretty intimidating."
"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."
"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."
"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""
"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."
"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"