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Joke of the Day
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
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"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"
"How Do they say ""F**k You"" in Hollywood? ""Trust Me..."""
"I once dated a girl with a wandering eye... ...but she was seeing somebody on the side."
"What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in? Hufflepuff"
"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
"They say to have reasonable expectations when dating, and to look in a mirror to see what you can get. 2/10 looking for a 10/2, please pst"
"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"
"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; 'Is this a joke?'"