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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""
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"Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?"
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
"So I realized that there is no difference between races. At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white."
"What do you call a lesbian with big hands? Well hung!"
"It's an ATM. Not an ATM machine. The M in ATM already covered that, stupid."
"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."
"Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married."
"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."