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Joke of the Day

"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"

"Friend: Be adventurous in the bedroom, girls love that [Later in bedroom] Me: You like that? *Lays another bear trap* You like that babe?"

"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""

"Wanna know how i know i'm getting laid tonight? Because i am stronger then you."

"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."

"When a friend asks you to keep her pregnancy on down low, you say Mum's the word"

"PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes."

"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"

"Based on his ability to hide poop, my cat would be the worst criminal of all time."

"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""