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Joke of the Day
"Constipated people just don't give a shit."
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"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."
"I'm no master of suspense, but..."
"No, YOUR illiterate."
"I hate graph jokes... Because I can never get the point."
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""
"I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today."