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Joke of the Day

"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."

"Little girl: ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""

"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."

"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."

"My wife is so stupid... She thought that I was a racist because I separated my whites from my colors."

"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."

"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."

"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."

"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"

"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."