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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"

"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."

"As Newton once said, ""For every male action, there is a female over-reaction""."

"How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue."

"I'm tired of women touching and playing with it but no one wants to blow it. Damn vuvuzelas!"

"This ice creamery has less choices than a black person considering college options in 1954"

"Did you hear about the ice cream man that committed suicide? He topped himself."

"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."

"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""

"ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months"