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Joke of the Day

"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."

"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."

"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"

"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."

"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."

"My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery."

"How do you make a hotdog with a tree? You fold it"

"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."

"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once!"